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I had a super fabulous 26th birthday. I got to spend the evening hanging out with some of the most awesomest people in the universe. It was great.

Totally Unexpected Loot:

$100 from parents
$10 from Grandma Rose
seasons 1-3 of Coupling on DVD from halcyon_ardency, boyfriend extraordinaire, as well as a delicious dinner of tri-tip(lightly seasoned with screaming children- how the hell can breeders afford to eat at nice places with their spawn? Just a non-offensively worded question) and an outlandish amount of booze
set of silver wire votive holders from Heidi and the Seven Worded Man
pepper shaker, gently used ball gag, I <3 RR pin, and fat gift certificate to Zia Records from evildisco
silver flaming dragon pin from eris_esoteric
"Hentai Inside" messenger bag and fat gift certificate to Atomic Comics from the dynamic duo of pacificdreamer and sideliusxiphias (boy that is not hard to spell)
Shot of Jamison from theoffendor
oatmeal cookie shot from South America Soccer Sean.
Irish car bomb from Nice To Meet You Sean.

Let me reiterate that all of that was totally unexpected. I wasn’t even thinking about presents, and was really touched by the fact that so many people gave me so much great stuff. I know yall’s a bunch of triflin broke ass hos, so thank you. All I really wanted was to see everyone, which I (mostly) did. I wish I could have teleported leahrocks to Arizona for the night. I hope starbornphoenix at least dreamed she was with us at the bar. I am bummed about eris_esoteric’s quick fade (yo that is my move, biotch, I WOULD say BIOTECH, but you weren’t even around for that) because I wanted to hear about skool from the horse’s mouth, but other than that everything was peachy keen and I had a great time.

I also felt very awesome and special from all the birthday texts and LJ posts I got. I spent most of the day by myself, mucking about Target and drinking multiple frappucinos, but I never felt alone because of the constant stream of well-wishing.

And this site gave me unending joy yesterday. Overheard in New York. God, I love people. I mean, to laugh at.

In fact, pretty much the only people I didn’t hear from in one form or another on my birthday were my parents and my best friend mcassady. Fortunately for them, I think that’s hilarious.

Also I have decided apropos of nothing that the first birthday I have where I actually own a house like a real live adult we are going to have a motherfuckin' pig roast. I mean, we are gonna dig a hole in the ground and dump a pig in it and throw some coals on it and then we are all gonna moonwalk across the coals holding hands and then we are gonna eat that bitch and everyone has to wear hawaiian print shirts and you ALL have to come so clear your calendars now.

There will also be limbo.

And now to nurse my hangover with some ham and bean soup. I hear the strippers don't like it when you still smell like yesterday's booze.